Saturday, June 23, 2012

Pollen Birth - Fallen Earth Review

Note: This review is based more on the beginning portion of the game rather than the entirety of the game. Keep this in mind.

  Fallen Earth is post-apocalyptic MMORPG developed by Reloaded Productions and available both through the link and on Steam. You play the role of a clone in our bleak future (the clone thing is an excuse to let the player die as many times as they want without staying dead). Your goal is to do whatever anyone tells you to do, because this is an MMORPG. Taking quests and completing them for rewards is most of the game. When you aren't doing quests, you're farming something. Pretty run-of-the-mill. However, this game does have a couple things that separates it from other games on the market other than it's similarity to Fallout 3, so let's smoothly segue over to the right and wrong...

Friday, June 8, 2012

Spiritual Tails - Spirit Tales Review

   Spirit Tales is an anime-style MMORPG published and hosted by KoramGame. It makes a point to be very cute and colorful and, as advertised, it succeeds at both.
Cute right?
   Personally, I found Spirit Tales to be significantly more fun than most MMORPGs, as it lacks their slow speed and a bit of their repetition. It wasn't particular fun to play this game, but at the same time, it wasn't a chore. To get into specifics, let's check the right and wrong...

Monday, May 28, 2012

Boribash - Toribash Review

   Toribash is a turn-based martial arts simulator created by Hampus Söderström and Nabi Studios. Though not for everyone, the game is one of the most unique and violent games on the internet. At its core it's a fighting game, except you're using ragdolls manually controlling every individual joint to make them fight. Aside from the basic kicking and punching, you can also grab and tear your opponent limb from limb. Literally. Of course, you can't just jump in and start painting the field with blood from the very start, and that's where we get into the right and wrong...

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Super Monkey Knight Comrade - Super Monday Night Combat Review

   Super Monday Night Combat (SMNC) is both a third-person shooter and real-time strategy game created by Uber Entertainment (often shortened to Uberent), available through Steam. You take control of one of an assortment of "Pros" to participate in the famous bloodsport of the future, which airs every Monday Night, hence the title. As there is only one gameplay mode at present (Crossfire), the object of the game is to blow through the enemy's Pros, bots, and other hazards, to take down their "Money Ball" and win the match. This game is actually quite a treat to play, and one of few games where I get the feeling the developers had fun creating it. Of course, I must say why this game is so cool, so let's get into what this game does right and wrong...

Sunday, May 13, 2012

Poor Sync - War Inc. Battlezone Review

   War Inc. is a third-person/first-person shooter created by Online Warmongers. Originally, this game was just third-person, but they recently added first-person. The game also features three game modes, with multiple maps each (Deathmatch, Conquest, and Sabotage). Not much else to say, really. It's modern military shooter in every sense of the word. You take an assault rifle, you rush out, you get killed, resolve to camp, and then start killing people en masse. It even has the obligatory shade of brown present in most games of this type.
Look at that brown. It's glorious.
   That said, let's jump into the right n' wrong...